sheeder

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.

Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place

by BAXTER May 21, 2004

Shelfer

This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.

I'm not going to fuck him anymore, now I know he's just a shelfer.

by didivine September 6, 2014

sheenfernoon

3 sluts, 5 lines of coke and a bottle of crystal. A type of party mimicking the escapades of Charlie Sheen.

Dude, I'm totally having a sheenfernoon this saturday.

by Taranis November 28, 2010

top shelfer

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

by BendyBendo February 2, 2007

sheeler

One who is bad at everything.

Man dude, your being such a sheeler.

by BananahammackFever June 17, 2007

Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.

"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016

Sheener

A sheener is a goofy looking kid. For example a skinny white boy with a dopey personally. Like Steven Anthony Lawrence (aka Beans in the movie kicking and screaming) or Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka McLovin in the movie Superbad)

You're a sheener

by cam2278 March 24, 2017