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Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009
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hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
by GZX959 December 29, 2015
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sharing off

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.
No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!
by sounds80s July 19, 2014
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sharline

A kind and amazing person. May get picked on from time to time but it's because everyone is jealous of her. She is the leader of her friend group and keeps everyone in their own lane. She has some problems at home but knows how to deal with them; she's a rock and strong. If you mess with Sharline her friends including people that care about her will gang bang you:) She loves her friends and sticks by their side always. If you have a Sharline keep her by your side, she's a treasure and deserves to be appreciated and loved.
"Wow, I wish I had a Sharline!"
"She's so pretty-"

"WELL OFCOURSE SHE'S SHARLINE!!"
by Ruba06.10_19C July 5, 2019
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Wife sharing

The act of allowing one or more men to use the wife for their sexual gratification and/or to pleasure the wife the way the husband is unable to.
The husband usually gain satisfaction and pleasure from seeing their wife get screwed by a penis that is not his own
Jim arranged for a wife sharing party for his wife Jacelyn for her birthday where she would be able to enjoy sex with me and our friends. Jim really enjoys looking at his hot wife moaning under men she does not know, enjoying an assortment of penises.

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by gandalf11 November 6, 2011
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Party Sharking

The act of holding a cardboard shark fin between your butt cheeks and being crowd surfed.
1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.
by JDigglesby September 28, 2009
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Sharing the Hole

The act of two penises entering into one orifice, usually the vagina.
Man 1: Hey how are you doing?

Man 2: I'm alright, I just found out that my girl wants to have a three way with another guy.. It's like we're going to be Rubbing Dicks.

Man 1: Nah, it's literally going to be you two Sharing the Hole

Man 2: Why are you better at this then I am?
by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013
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