Shelcie

Crazy, white girl but level headed more than most. Open minded, generous, loves to dance, puts others before herself, hates when her boyfriend buys guns without talking to her about it, good in bed, might have a breast enhancement-picks nose in shower, notorious for picking wedgies on other people-helpful. Wears butt pads on days that end in "y".

My underwears so far up my butt, where is Shelcie when you need her!!!

Where the hell did you get that gun???!!! I don't know, Shelcie!!!!

That girl drop it down low!! Her name must be Shelcie!!!!! DAYYUUUUMMMM.

It's monday, I FORGOT MY BUTT PAD AT HOME!!!! OHHH-NOOOOOoooo!!!!

by Chief Sweatback! January 7, 2012

shelch

1. A shit-like belch. A belch that resembles a shit.
2. Literally shitting through one's mouth.

Mark, stop shelching all the time! You're stankin' up the whole house.

by Pointy Pete March 15, 2014

Shilcken

The word to use when someone coughs. Used in situations when you have no idea what to say.

Guy 1: *cough, cough*

Guy 2: Shilcken!

by The Cougher October 23, 2011

Shelcant

It means when you run into something and hit your head. Then you fall and fly away

Omg last night, I was running through the park and I shelcanted

by Lol86 August 27, 2018

Shelcow Month

In Shelcow month you must be racist to everyone you meet for an entire month.

Oh hey it's shelcow month!
Shut up cracker!

by Shelcow April 1, 2023

Shelcking

The act of letting ones penis grow grime, smegma, and other organic substances around itself to act as a protective shell known as a Shelck.

I heard Tom has been Shelcking for two months, I bet his Shelck is pretty strong now.

by ShudMeister March 30, 2024

shelcking

The act of letting one's penis develop cheese, grime, semen, and other substances until they harden, forming a protective shell, like a turtle's.

I've been shelcking for a week how bout you

by pengin9553 May 7, 2024