Sagophobia

The fear of saggy ballsacks

Kaydens got sagophobia he ran away from Terry when he was shown his stoinker

by The big bulge king November 28, 2019

slavophobia

Racism/xenophobia towards people from eastern europe.

Anti-Slavic sentiment, also known as Slavophobia, a form of racism or xenophobia, refers to various negative attitudes towards Slavic peoples, the most common manifestation is the claim that the inhabitants of Slavic nations are inferior to other ethnic groups.

the word slav came from the word slave (slavs were slaved)

american: is your grandpa like putin or something
pole: f*ck you debra
american:what did i do?
pole:your being racist
american: no im not your white too
pole; slavophobia is racism

by Slavic.Capybara.Nation April 11, 2023

shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

phatophobia

The irrational phobia of being popular/cool.

Eunice wears sweater vests and really high socks everyday. He must have phatophobia.

by Nonphatophobe May 19, 2008

Stataphobia

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.

Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh

by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010

sextophobia

Sextophobia:
Is a person who fears a sex chat online. And every time u talk to them about sexting ( sex texting) they flee away.

Me : hey girl is ur pussy hiring dicks?
Her: im going to sleep
NEXT DAY-6:30 pm

Me: wanna have some fun chat?

Her: im going to sleep, i have my period.

She has a thing called sextophobia.

Shes sextophobic.

by CuntCrusher December 2, 2013

Shotophobia

The fear of kettles

I have Shotophobia so I don't like making tea

by Human1228 March 23, 2021