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shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up
She woke up to find him shooing the dog
by The shining finger March 29, 2015
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Shaboingus

A word used in anger that’s not a curse word so you can say it in front of your grandma.
That’s a load of “Shaboingus”!
Holy “Shaboingus” that’s a lotta pineapple!
by Shmeedle_Shmop November 7, 2020
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Shaloming

The new planking, chest out, arms out, butt out, look buff.
Shaloming around the ohio northern campus. anywhere any time
by Ohio Northern student August 1, 2012
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Shaboinger

A thick, long, veiny *one*
I pulled out my shaboinger, and she said, "WOW!"
by anonymous March 20, 2023
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Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.
Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
by Fropaholic June 23, 2009
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Shaboingles

/N/ curls that a Hasidic Jew grows over the temple region of the face-piece, usually very obvious; they are let grow to great lengths
my shaboingles are flowing in the breeze, thanks to the new harley my wife bought.
by oneandonlypeacock April 28, 2010
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Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".
Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
by galactifish July 27, 2011
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