Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.

Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

Shartology by Word master 123456789109876543 November 25, 2021

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Lipsed it, sharted & darted 

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

Lipsed it, sharted & darted by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

Sharted 

accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.

'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!

Sharted by Tyny January 14, 2009

Brewing a Shartonnay 

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

Brewing a Shartonnay by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

sharted 

when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants

Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!

sharted by but lick April 11, 2005

sharted 

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

sharted by BJ September 27, 2004