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I'm Spartacus!

A movie quote where the law demanded a crowd to bring forth Spartacus (who had just fucked some shit up) and everyone began to claim to be Spartacus cause no one wanted to be a snitch bitch.

In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.
*during huge party at Tom's house*

Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?

*a few seconds of silence pass*

Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*

Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!
by I'm Spartacus November 21, 2010
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Spartacus

Someone who is strong, in will, body, and mind, honorable, noble, a champion, courageous, a man of ambition, revenge, and his word. This man is usually small, is anything but boastful, yet confident, and humbled by his own understanding that he is the best or soon will be. This person is usually anti-social in nature, and extremely quiet, but will have usually one extremely close friend. Someone to be admired.
Person 1: Wow, it's his first year and he is already going to nationals.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.
by Ethyl Merts March 27, 2011
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Shartruce

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.
After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.
by 3dPulP November 9, 2012
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Smartanus

Mostly male person who enjoys ending friendly arguments over scientific matters, which could have gone for hours and would have entertained both the people arguing and the audience, by pulling out his smartphone and declamating "on wikipedia, it says..". Is closely related to the hipster. The smartanusness of an individual is inversely correlated to its self-esteem and penis size.
John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
by tadahbadumtss June 24, 2012
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shartarrhea

The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue trickle down your leg(s) after deflecting off any adjacent material that is in contact with your bum.

Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear
I should have eaten some celery with those hot wings, cause I woke up with an intense case of shartarrhea.
by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009
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shartdusting

an attempt to crop dust in which the person sharts, but continues to crop dust anyway
That doesn't smell like you were crop dusting, it smells like you were shartdusting!
by Sir Brownyorkawitz January 22, 2011
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