A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
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a girl who seems tough, angry and mean, but after you get to know her you realize she is the exact opposite. Often young-looking.
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To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
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