Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

by BradS January 5, 2007

Shanting

To 'ave one ell of a pissup.

Me and Mike went out shanting last night, it was gurnage

by Mike Chapman - Solid Snake June 26, 2008

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

shatine

Shatine (Sh-at-I-n) is NOT the trinidadian word for Breadfruit, it is a completely different fruit. it is kind of like Jackfruit, but inside the pulp, there are little seeds, these seeds are "shatine" they are boiled in salted water for about an hour and a half, then shelled like nuts, and eaten.

Yuh done boils d shatine yet?
(Is the Shatine finished boiling?)

by tweetie june alphonso July 17, 2011

Shastina

Goddess of fertility! Hot sexy mama, loves to dance and music is her soul. Faithful to one extremely LUCKY man. Shastina exudes passion, sexuality...men drop at her feet. Women are horribly intimidated by her strength and confidence and her sensuality. But she is loyal to those who EARN her respect.

"Grab your man, there's a Shastina coming our way!"

by burning candle February 4, 2010

Shantina

Shantina is a very studious girl, she likes her own way if she does not get it she throws her toys out of her pram. She is mature and seeks guidance off her peers. She is attractive and understanding usually found in the UK with dazzling long hair and big eyes and means the world to someone

I saw Shantina today

by 999office May 25, 2011

Shartinkle

1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.

2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants

During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!

by Michael Sinnott January 18, 2009