The Shaggy Effect 

The tendency to mumble unintelligible or foreign-language verses to popular songs before loudly shouting notable phrases. Named for the rapper Shaggy, of "It Wasn't Me" fame.

The Shaggy Effect in it's original context:
-How could I forget that I had given her an extra key, all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
-hrmunrmudrpdrp bumbadumbudoopoo. brdabrdabopbop dumdadumdadeedu. badabadabopbop tatabdap, badabadaboomboom BABY NO WAY!!!

More recently:
-badamdesilla weyudasola badabambasura DANZA KUDURO!!

The Shaggy Effect by white boy 692 December 19, 2011

The Shaggy Defence 

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

The Shaggy Defence by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

shaggy dog story 

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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shaggy dog story by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Shaggy Ridiculous 

A term used to describe an extremely good-looking or attractive marijuana smoker, or stoner. Commonly has shaggy and unkempt hair, but manages to look ridiculously fine in spite of their lack of personal hygiene. Rather than wearing an expensive cologne or body wash, those that are shaggy ridiculous usually smell like weed and/or body odor. Common areas that shaggy ridiculous people inhabit are basements, pizza joints, Atmosphere concerts, and hot-boxed cars. There is no resisting the sexy, mysterious, and usually stinky haze that accompanies shaggy ridiculous people wherever they go.

"Damn! Did you see that guy in the Taco Bell drive-thru last night?"

"Hell yeah, girl! He was shaggy ridiculous! I wanted to tap that ass right there."

Shaggy Ridiculous by Faded&Foxy420 March 9, 2010

sucky sucky and shaggy in bed

The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex

dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard

Guy 2:what did they do then

Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom

sucky sucky and shaggy in bed by bumrapist6000 July 8, 2019

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

pulling a shaggy by changyoulater August 9, 2020

Shaggy 

An all powerful multi-universe God who only needs to use 25% of his power to end all life in existence.

Praise our Lord and Savior Shaggy.

Shaggy by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019