sematary

greasy white guy who makes edgy music, part of haunted mound

sematary: haughhhhh

me: shut the fuck up

by TakenHandle867 April 30, 2023

sematary

Founder of Haunted Mound, Adult Film Director, Worst Artist Ever, and Prostitute.

sematary grave man hackledown on em.

by oinklonki0u79 October 6, 2021

Sexbätäng

The act of 2 beings doing the hot secks.

Girl: Mom! How are babies made?
Mom: Sexbätäng.

by Ghunterooso December 15, 2019

Sexmatism

1. Having sex with an organism that s connected to another organism.

2. Sex with Siamese twins.

3. An event everybody enjoyed.

1. Having sex with a Cat-dog morph is sexmatism, but ts also pretty weird.

2. Banging Siamese twins is also sexmatism, but its still fucked up

3. Yo, that party by at Brad's last night was sick! It was a total sexmatism fam.

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 17, 2018

Sexratarian

A secretary who can pull off the sexy librarian look.

That new secretary has a perfect bun, cute glasses, and a bangin body….DAMN she’s such a sexratarian!

by SuperFoxx June 28, 2021

Sexratary

A secretary who is used for purely your own sexual gain.

"Hey Jeremy, your new sexratary is looking good. How many times a day do you bang her against the bathroom wall each day?"

"Three, sometimes four a day"

by bertanie October 12, 2011

Pet Sematary

Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon

Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma

by Urby Ambcock December 9, 2008