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first semester friend 

A friend you make the first semester at a new school. This is especially true of college. They will be one of your first friends and kind of fun, until you make close friends and your plans with the first semester friend get less and less frequent... one lunch date per week turns into one text turns into maybe a nod if you're feeling social. The friendship will never make it beyond first semester.
"Have you talked to Nicole lately?"
"Nah, I saw her on campus once and it was awkward. I guess she's just a first semester friend"
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Sexeter by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007

end-of-semester snowball phenomenon 

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.
You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.

sexcetera 

when you are talking to your friends about the night you had with your girlfriend before finishing with a sexetera meaning you did more sexual things with her
JOHN- hey jake tell us what you and your girlfriend did last night

jake- well i licked her tits she sucked my dick i ate her tight pussy (SEXCETERA)
sexcetera by big Chad February 10, 2008

semester 

A period of time in school where almost everyone thats not too fucked in their classes begin to do everything they can to raise or maintain their grades.
Jimmy had to kiss ass and do all his work in order to pass his classes before second semester.
semester by Ared January 24, 2008

sexceteria

A place to go for lots of sex, or lots of different sexual acts.
Laney and I were in the sexceteria all night long.
sexceteria by tomstrange April 18, 2010

Sexistential Crisis 

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.
"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"