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End-of-Semester Depression 

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.
"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

Sequester 

To isolsate or hide.
The judge sequestered the jury from the outside world so they would only hear the information about the case.
Sequester by HarryH2112 September 3, 2016

semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.
Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.

Sextosterone 

A sex hormone rampant among males, giving them the primeval urge to plant their seed deep within a worthy female.
Jack's sextosterone raged within his bloodstream, as he tore off Jill's clothing and shagged her mercilessly.
Sextosterone by Testosterone Jack October 26, 2009

semesteral friends 

People you get to know in your classes which you never hang out with, see, or hear from after the semester ends.

This can apply to both high school and college classes.
Harry: You talked to Glenn any over Winter Break?

Alan: Actually I haven't. We really were just semesteral friends.

Semester Suicide 

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.
You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.