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The Disrespectful Servant

TDS was defined this could also be the disrespectful soldier. Imagine you have that unconditional love you are looking for. You love everyone without the condition they love you back. Imagine it was your destiny to be martyred for everyone by crucifixion. You carried out your destiny to the point of being hung on a cross and you are suffering the worst torture you can imagine. Your faith is strong and you cry out to God: "Father, into Your Hands, I commit My Spirit." A soldier is coming to end your suffering with the spear of destiny. The soldier says: "At first, I figured if you could last three days on the cross I would be satisfied. Then after watching you suffer a week it got easier to watch. So I moved it to a month and told myself I would be satisfied. Then Watching you suffer got easier and less satisfying. I started checking on you less frequently. I still cannot believe you are godlike even though you have hung there for over two decades."

Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.

This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.

The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022
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Serrano

Serrano™ was cultivated from a subspecis human called vagos in the 21st century during the holy liver wars. Serrano is thought to be omnipotent, omnipresence and having the powers of the all-seeing gods. Many have sought afters Serrano's girth and size but all have come short handed. During the great collapse of the spivey family all recorded data of serrano before the year 2001 b.c (before Carafano) was erased in a great blaze. Little has been known about serrano except that he requires mass amounts of energy close to 10,000 calories a day for basic functions. Serrano has also been rumored to have a greater mass than VY Canis Majoris.

Serrano is used in terms of great size.
Bro, his dick looks bigger than serrano today.
by Cult of Serrano September 30, 2018
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customer servant

n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.
At our location we have various forms of customer servants:

Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.
by Chariot Sideswipe June 29, 2007
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Dirty Servantez

The act of raping someone with a wrestling shoe, while wearing headgear and choking them with a singlet. More socially acceptable with gingers.

Or

Reaching up a persons anal cavity, scooping out fesies, and using to it to draw a mustash on the person, who then licks it off.
OMG you just gave Jill the Dirty Servantez!
by Minn69 January 23, 2011
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Serrano

This is a very wealthy last name that comes from Spain, people with this last name normally come from dukes or the royal family. They are also super sweet and kind people, and hardworking even though they probably already are rich.
I just met this super nice rich spanish girl, I didn’t expect her to be so kind.
Her last name must be Serrano
by Sofia387 June 25, 2021
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Servant Leader Position

The "Servant Leader" is the favorite sexual position among married Christian couples who have experimented and know what works best.

Procedure:
- Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
- Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position)
- Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best
- Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
- Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
- Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment

Features:
- The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
- The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own
- Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
- Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
- Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marriage
- Echoes the Biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/passive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence "Servant Leader"
My wife and I thought we knew about sex until we discovered the Servant Leader Position. Now sex is 10 times better for both of us!

Many people think the "Missionary Position" is how devout Christians have sex, but couples married for a long time know it is all about the Servant Leader Position.
by GodSex October 7, 2010
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Angry Serpant

When a girl is giving a guy upside down head off the edge of a bed and right before he finishes, he pulls his dick out of her mouth and proceeds to hit her in the face with his spurting love muscle. Used as a sword-like stabbing motion.
Grayson gave me an Angry Serpant last night! I'm blind in my left eye now!
by ThomasTheTrainEngine January 12, 2010
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