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soft serpant 

when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard

Angry Serpant 

When a girl is giving a guy upside down head off the edge of a bed and right before he finishes, he pulls his dick out of her mouth and proceeds to hit her in the face with his spurting love muscle. Used as a sword-like stabbing motion.
Grayson gave me an Angry Serpant last night! I'm blind in my left eye now!

Library Serpant 

An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers
Set a trap at the door so the Library Serpant can't enter!!!!!!!!!

strangle the serpant 

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.

serve the servants 

1) serve the servants : is a song by the great Grunge (Punk) group Nirvana, written by one of the greatest artists (composer - songwriter - guitarist - singer) , thinker and intellectual who ever lived, Kurt Cobain
=> the servants in the song might refer to the media, his divoced parents, his girlfriend (wife), producers & labels, might be even fans & fame but more likely refer to the SOCIETY which is the combination of all those things gathered...
2) serve the servants : (in general) a way of saying "just give 'em what they want and then..." or also "just play their game 'till..." but with putting oneself in a superieur position of the wiser and the better as "a master that must be servant" or just simply being responsible, modest and wise.
1)
- Yes i heard early this morning, so...what's the next thing to do ?
- Like any responsible accountant would do, i must serve the servants

2)
- !!! With all due respect sir, the manifestations is spreading all over the town and the media is eating our faces off !!! what must i tell them ?
- Just serve the servants but be careful, don't say anything stupid 'till we think about a solution

3)
- Ohhh crap !!! man what do we do now ?
- Just serve the servants, keep 'em busy and don't look at me (we need time) 'till i pick up my phone

4)
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Serve the servants - Oh no

The Serpent Maneuver 

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.