That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide
If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus
by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018
Get the Seppuku Seasonmug. Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook Seppukumug. When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.
Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010
Get the book club seppukumug. A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.
Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
by Paunda November 12, 2016
Get the seppuku over C'thulu assmug. Seppuku is where Samarai would disembowel themselves in honour instead of getting defeated by enemies.
Pam : "Have you heard? Minor Attracted People are being accepted into society!"
Jim : "I'll commit seppuku if those goddamn pedophile MAPS become accepted into society."
Jim : "I'll commit seppuku if those goddamn pedophile MAPS become accepted into society."
by san4009 December 28, 2021
Get the Seppukumug. He did Seppuku on himself.
by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023
Get the Seppukumug. The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
Get the Homeless Seppukumug.