san4009's definitions

Tiktok

A retarded platform owned by the Chinese Communist Party created to hack and spy on you.

"Dude, I downloaded Tiktok and now I have been detained in China for weeks, can you help me?"

by san4009 July 13, 2021

Seppuku

Seppuku is where Samarai would disembowel themselves in honour instead of getting defeated by enemies.

Pam : "Have you heard? Minor Attracted People are being accepted into society!"
Jim : "I'll commit seppuku if those goddamn pedophile MAPS become accepted into society."

by san4009 December 28, 2021

Allphobia

Allphobia is the fear of being abducted or kidnapped.

"I have allphobia because I used Duolingo and the bird kidnapped me!"

by san4009 July 13, 2021