A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
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Get the Alibi Selfie mug.Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
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by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 28, 2014
Get the Ninja Selfie mug.An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
by syd jesus May 24, 2009
Get the selfservative mug.A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.
“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”
by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018
Get the selfie stickler mug.Taking a “secret” selfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.
I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.
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