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Alibi Selfie

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014
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Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016
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Ninja Selfie

Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.
Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!
by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 28, 2014
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selfservative

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
by syd jesus May 24, 2009
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selfie stickler

A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.
“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”
by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018
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Ninja Selfie

Taking a “secret” selfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.
I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.
by Fitchic July 1, 2019
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Selfie King

Someone who takes a lot of photo's of themselves.
Luke Brooks is the Selfie King to end all Selfie Kings. He is flawless.
by Fagggggggot November 2, 2012
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