The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.
If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 26, 2008
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Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
by L August 14, 2007
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A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out
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Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
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