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Self Defense

The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.
If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 26, 2008
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What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.
Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
by L August 14, 2007
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Self Defeces

A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out
Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017
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Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation
"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"
by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020
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self defencer

hunk buiskitmuch did nothing wrong
hunk is not a murderer they are a self defencer.
by hunk buiskuitmunch March 29, 2023
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bro i just commited self defense
by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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