Skeet 'n' retreat

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.

1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.

by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson January 1, 2008

Skeet Feet

N. The act of a man ejaculating on a persons feet.

Damn, I totally gave that girl the case of the Skeet Feet last night.

by The shaft November 2, 2013

mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.

"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."

by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

Skeet Whistle

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

by BowDozer April 7, 2012

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018