A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.
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Get the Segway mug.The completely obvious explanation of the word "cool". Segways are beyond awesome...so is the synonym of "segway."
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Get the Segway mug.Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.
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Get the Segway Jesus mug.A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.
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