Segway

A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.

A young girl in California was mugged on the sidewalk by a man riding a segway

by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

Segwayed

Going from one thing to another really quickly, like you're on a metaphorical Segway.

I was supposed to be talking sun facts today

and some how I've Segwayed my way to spooky forests

by TheOneAndOnlyFladdermus November 22, 2021

Segway

Some scooter thing that costs 4,500 dollars.

On MTV cribs Shaq had one nice segway.

by Wick October 18, 2003

Segway

scooter that needs 2 cost less.

a scooter that balances itself...wtf! lol

lol wat a scooter

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

Segway

The completely obvious explanation of the word "cool". Segways are beyond awesome...so is the synonym of "segway."

That canoe trip this weekend was absolutely segway!

by Francis Kruse August 31, 2007

Segway Jesus

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009

Mexican segway

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010