seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

Seenaism

A new type of religion which is more of an agnostic religion than a "godfull" one. When you become a Seenaist, you fortake in the activities of Seenaism. Please visit www.seenaism.tk/ to join. You may have another religion also. So you can be jewish and seenaist. If some seenaist teachings are not correct with your other religion then it does not have to be done.

"Lets bow down to Seena, because we are Seenaists!"

"My religion is Seenaism."

by craze3 January 21, 2004

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

Sedaia

She is the girl your girlfriend will leave you for.
She is the best person you will ever met.
She is the most sexual person you will meet.
She is the most realist person.
OR
A Black Table.

Damn Did You See Sedaia!

I have a new Sedaia

by Chrisanthinum April 17, 2011

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022