Sedona

Sedona is a woman with a lot of power. She is very loyal to her friends and in relationships. She’s funny, goofy, loving, and very beautiful. Her body is an amazing work of art. She has a smile like no other. All the men want her but she knows what she wants. She smells amazing and dresses great

If you ever have one, DONT let her go.

Person 1: Who was that girl you were talking to?

Person 2: It’s Sedona

Person 1: Man YOURE lucky to even be seen around her she’s a goddess

by stonedbitch29 December 4, 2019

seadonkey

A girl who is unattractive due to face, weight, or personality who is notoriously difficult to get rid of. A girl who doesn't get the obvious hints that they are not wanted.

Man: Gee, you seem pretty tired, I will call you a cab.

Seadonkey: Oh, I'm not too tired. I can stay.

or

Seadonkey: Thats ok, I will just crash here.

by Leah SG September 8, 2006

sedona

The best person you will ever meet, she's so great your usually jelous of her and wish you had as many friends. A complete social butterfly and also meeting new people. Usually short but has super curly hair and a BIG BUTT. The besets friend ever wanted, a good listener and a okay advice giver. Always free to hangout except for when she is doing sports or some practice for yet another talent she has. An angelic voice that never fails to sound beautiful . just downright the most perfect. person ever.

"Where were you all day? I haven't seen you!"
"Sorry I was just with my bff Sedona"

by itsrightandyouknowit November 13, 2018

Sedona Syndrome

Sedona Syndrome is a physical condition in which a belly dancer has uncontrollably large movements while dancing, walking, and even general interaction. This syndrome often involves large kicks that replace small steps as well as emphasized upper chest movements. Sedona Syndrome originated in Lancaster, CA where Sedona, the belly dancer, began her career in dance. Loved by many and passed down to students, this syndrome may (and most commonly) cause your performance to be more exciting, energetic, and enthusiastic. Sedona Syndrome is highly contagious, although not harmful to your dance career.

Suggested remedy for attempting to contract Sedona Syndrome is to rub, touch, kiss, or borrow the costume of another dancer with Sedona Syndrome. Within one to two weeks, are sure to come down with this syndrome. We recommend that you settle in and enjoy!

Wow, that move was over the top! You must have Sedona Syndrome.

by TribalBellyDancer January 5, 2010

Sedona'd

To make a small error which results in large and unexpected karmic consequences.

Ted took a rock from the National Park, even when it said not to. The national park took his keys and threw them down a waterfall. He got Sedona'd

by BTH45 June 17, 2013

seadonk

An overly obese female in her 20's, usually seen working at temp jobs for telemarketing companies, smoking kool 100's, bumping static-y rap music from their radios, and hanging out with large groups of african-american males.

Me, Jermain, Leroy, Jaquain, Malik, Rodney, Lawrence, Terrell, and Kobe just ran the train on a seadonk.

by XtieMoe September 28, 2005

spedonking

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.

Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.

by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010