sedonk

verb- (see-dongk)
The act of bedding the not-so elusive Sea Donkey

noun- The noisy emissions made by the creature during the act

"Man! Jackson did some serious sedonking last night!"

"I know! I heard the sedonk from across the hall!"

by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

Sedona Sweatlodge

When you fart under the blankets and then hold the covers over your bedmate's head. A dutch oven.

I ate a big plate of beans last night and then gave Alex a Sedona sweatlodge.

by bcell January 25, 2010

Sedona

The coolest, funniest person you will ever know. Sedona is usually a very trendy and fierce female. Sedona is tall and has the singing voice of an angel. She is very confident and talks ALOT. Her laugh is usually funnier than the joke itself.

Person 1: Why are you laughing so much
Person 2: I was just talking to Sedona

by idk69 May 1, 2013

Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

sedona arizona

One of the most beautiful and magical places on the planet. Has multiple vortexes where energy comes up through the earth.

Man I wish I could up and move to beautiful Sedona Arizona. What a happy place and everyone should experience it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

Sedona

an amazingly sexy woman. Will steal your heart. A smile that lights up anyones face, and a smell that you would follow for hours, its delicious. 8 out of 10 guys want her, but she knows how to stick to her man.

daymn. wish i was sedona.

by you know its true. July 31, 2009

seadonkey

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

by spc diggins October 30, 2007