Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019

Seal Team 6

A 6 person gang bang. 6 men running a train on a girl. A tactical 6 man gang bang.

We ran a seal team 6 on Debbie last night.

Let's seal team 6 this bitch, Chad.

by Jjlewis July 18, 2021

Seal Team Six-ed

When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.

DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.

by Stuartbrown August 6, 2011

seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'

by mayxday October 27, 2011

dropping a SEAL team

Army jargon for taking a dump.

Your 240 gunner's behind that tree dropping a SEAL team!

by Megaloman March 5, 2009

SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass

man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!

by mobettermeatymeatsheros June 2, 2011