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A sexual position, where the female gets penetrated while being on top of the male.

Otherwise known as 'woman on top'
"What is your favourite sexual position?"

"Oooh...definitely seahorse"
by orpyhjrg March 17, 2008
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when there are a couple of sluts and then you look a little later and they multiplied like the asexual reproduction of a seahorse
Jim said he went bowling and saw these two girls, then looked 10 minutes later and ther were 15 girls, they reproduced like a seahorse!!
by joshdoubleu March 30, 2009
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A 46 year old man sticking ice cubes up a horses nose for fun
Person 1: Hey Person 2 what do you like to do for fun
Person 2: I’m a seahorse
by Eggineer December 27, 2019
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When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008
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The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)
Friend: “don’t touch my car
Seahorse: “I do what I want
by Seadevil August 20, 2021
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yes. it is a fish. i know, it’s weird.
guy 1: hey dude look at that fish over there
guy 2: that’s a seahorse

guy 1: yeah that’s what i said.
by lmaoig March 21, 2022
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Banwagons & groupies who copy the influential.
U a mf seahorse
by zJakkies March 24, 2022
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