mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes

you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).

by dub_es March 4, 2015

North Sea Biscuit

North Sea Biscuit is a commonly known Norwegian game (for men only).

Put 1 Biscuit (preferably of a larger kind) on a small table (alternatively one of the participants can hold it).

At least 3 boys have to participate:
They all stand in a ring around the biscuit and jerk off. As soon as one cums, he leaves the game, while the rest continues. Last man standing has to eat the (entire) wonderful biscuit :-)

Enjoy!

Andy just vomited after loosing a round of North Sea Biscuit.

Common guys, lets play some North Sea Biscuit before the girls arrive.

by modda April 4, 2008

[sea biscut]

when 2-4 people masturbate in-front of a cookie and the last one to produce sperm on the cookie has to eat the cookie

dood do you want to play sea biscut

by ryan6976 January 25, 2009

Sea Biscut

The act of farting while wearing a wetsuit. The fartbubble travels up the suit and expels through the collar making a fart like noise.

Dude! That hot blonde just ripped a hotdog flavored sea biscut.

by Crass October 12, 2004

sea biscuitin' to America

the act of bailing out on something in the present in the belief it may jeopidize an option in the future

Man that fool is sea biscuitin' himself to America at this rate

by Doyouthinkhesaurus? August 18, 2003

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Dangling Seabiscuit

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019