Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?

This bastard is a scrunklefuck.

by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023

Scuntlet

A sorry ass little cunt.

Little woman that thinks she yields power but is to arrogant to realize she’s much dumber than she realizes. She’s a Scuntlet.

by ElBone September 1, 2023

scrungle

The motion/act involving intense squashing/ripping/tearing/mutilating of an object or being. deforming an object through rage, deliberately with force, re arranging the formation of objects. scrunching or bunching up an object in a fit of rage or humour.

Dont look at me like that or i will scrungle your face....

She made me so angry i just scrungled the corner of the sofa.

by Ashyr February 7, 2009

scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

by weaver April 13, 2005

scrunter

a woman who is so ugly that to call her a munter would be an understatement

oh my god, that is a scrunter

by lizzie March 7, 2004

Scrunkle

A small, blonde, glasses wearing fiend who has no sex appeal whatsoever and will say no to anything you ask. She appears as though she could just be picked up, scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin. She's the type of person who would sign up to be in a play and do nothing. I'm being serious, she'll do literally nothing. Bitch.

Teacher 1: "Let's give her the part"
Teacher 2: "No she's a total Scrunkle"
Teacher 1: "Oh yeah you're right."

by yourmumsdream May 17, 2015

scrundle

to fondle with round squishy objects

You're so damn cute, I JUST WANT TO SCRUNDLE YOU UP!

by doohini July 11, 2009