cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

Scrufster

A Brooklynite who thinks he is a hipster, when in fact, he is simply a scrufster

Joe is no hipster, rather an unshaved scrufster.

by MissionBurma April 9, 2017

scrumptchkie

a sweet, yummy lovable person, that you love... used with affection.

You're my little scrumptchkie!

by sharih November 1, 2007

scrumper

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.

i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy

by fluffygutss December 10, 2005

scrumptrulescent

The only word suitable to describe the utter greatness of Charles Nelson Riley and his performances, as invented - ad hoc - by James Lipton (Will Ferrell), because all other words were, and are, completely inadequate.

There is no word powerful enough to describe your Charles Nelson Riley's performance, so I am forced to make one up, and I will do so right now: scrumptrulescent

by DevinCassidy March 11, 2009

Scrumpet

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

by Musumeci December 9, 2014