Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.

My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

Scrumpled

When you don't fold something and it just is a ball of wrinkles

"I didn't fold my laundry, I scrumpled it."

by arrresssvvv December 6, 2022

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021