scruffly

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.

"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"

by Joke Pastema May 24, 2008

Scruffy Northern Git

What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.

Essex person: You scruffy Northern Git!
Geordie: You what?
*Essex person recieves a severe beating*

by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004

scruffy MacDuff

To have a Tobacco product of the chew nature.

Hey man can I get a scruffy MacDuff? I'm all out

by scyler foos February 18, 2005

Scruffaluffagus

When a man is really scruffy to the point where he really needs to shave his face

Jon looked like a scruffaluffagus today; his beard was getting scratchy and unruly.

by D.J. D May 24, 2011

Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt

What other word apart from twat come to Mind when the word miss brown comes to mind. She sucks of dogs of quavers and drinks so much piss she can only see things by using piss colour glasses.

Mrs brown the scruffy cunt ate all my dogs quavers and he didn’t even get a blowy

by Bakka January 20, 2020

Scruffy

A minor character of the television show Futurama. Is a lazy middle aged man with a mustache, baseball cap, and blue coveralls, that often refers to himself in third person.Works as the janitor/maintenance man at the Planet Express delivery company, often looks a pornographic magazines instead of cleaning or fixing things.

Person 1:Futurama was funny last night.
Person 2:Yeah, especially Scruffy.

by Rob132 October 2, 2011

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009