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scrubfest

a gathering of many scrub or scrub-related people for the purpose of conducting scrub-like business such as compaining about your current finacial situation, lying about your job, or asking for lending of pennies or bus money, that no one seems to have. scrubfests are often held at the abode of the alpha scrub a.k.a the poorest. The attire to said 'fest is dirty undershirt or wifebeater with jeans torn in an unfashionable style and shoes that are sold for less than 20 dollars or are stolen. The popular scrub dance, known as "the scrub" is getting on your knees and screaming "imma scrub, imma scrub" in a high pitched voice and flaling your arms. Food found at a scrubfest consists of scrub delicasies such as water and bread.
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by scrub-lover April 1, 2010
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Scrubberrat

scrubberrat - n. a dirty female with rat-like appearances, usually accompanied by a sunken or elongated face and crack head circles around the eyes.
Damn that bitch is a scrubberrat.
by MagickalTrevor January 14, 2008
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scrubber

a scrubber is a female tramp who would satisfy a male's needs without a second thought
by Moi xx August 28, 2004
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Scrubber

A word typically found in nothern British slang, around the areas of the north-west of England, namely Greater Manchester and Merseyside.

The word scrubber refers to those of the lower working class, characterized by wearing shell suits (full tracksuits for those who don't know), living on council estates and benefits. Scrubbers are notoriously tight with what money they do have, have no regard for personal hygiene and tend to be loud, rude and arrogant. They are very similar in this respect to chavs, only less clean and with a tendency to have a much higher opinion of themselves. When questioned or confronted about this, they can be defensive and violent. Alcohol and drugs are almost certain to be in the vicinity of a scrubber, the money that regular people would spend on hygiene, food and other normalcies is almost always spent on alcohol and drugs, usually in huge quantities, even in front of their usually many children, which sadly results in those kids growing up knowing nothing better.
(Scrubber approaches random person)

Scrubber: Lend me some money mate, I need to clean ma howse and stuff
Random Bloke: No, go away
Scrubber: Oh go on mayte, I need it to clean ma howse and shit
Random Bloke: No? How come you don't have enough to clean your house anyway?
Scrubbers: I spent it boowze and stuff
Random Bloke: Piss off you scrubber
by Don Lad April 16, 2013
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Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.
Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.
by Bowling for Burgers December 11, 2018
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clam scrubber

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus
Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."
by nyaaron May 17, 2010
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cunt scrubber

one who rubs a vagina, especially the clitoris, in a vertical motion, as though washing dishes
by JamesD & RobertSY November 25, 2007
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