Carpe Scrotum

Grab Life By The Balls

Carpe Scrotum!

by Ballsack August 8, 2003

Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.

Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.

by Jason138 April 15, 2014

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013

scrotumbrella

Similar to a teabag. Whenever you sneak up on someone while they are sleeping and stretch your sack over their face like an umbrella. Thus, the scrotumbrella.

Man, I snuck into Jeremy's room and gave him a scrotumbrella all over his mouth.

by Fryler Trench April 28, 2004

scrotum jelly

Semen, or cum, which is dispensed upon ejaculation.

When Bob got off, his scrotum jelly went everywhere.

by Rodfather June 20, 2005