Scrivenese

A language of mispronunciations invented by Simon Scrivener

She was completed confused by the conversation until she realised he was speaking Scrivenese

by Bambalino February 9, 2023

Scrivens

slag form of inbred/incest activity

Person 1: Hey didn't that guy screw his sister?
Person 5: Yeah.
Person 3: That's so scrivens!

by bal0123 June 26, 2008

Shrivered

The art of being told someone screwed you over after a long extended period of time, say, a decade with life altering news.

Schwarzeneggar totally "Shrivered" Maria Shriver.

My parents totally "Shrivered" me by telling me in college I was adopted.
I totally dropped a "Shriver" when I told the RNC that I was having gay sex with the leaders of the local Catholic Church.

by ChaztheMan June 11, 2011

shriver

The combined reaction of shivering in revulsion and having one's genitals shrivel from the thing described.

Did you hear about the 62year old hitting on his 17year old step granddaughter?

*shriver*

by dkword July 10, 2009

Shriver

v. To shriver: blocking view ie. televison

Unknowing participating in embarrassing activities

Trying to be very funny and failing epically

"Matt stop Shrivering the tv!!"

"You definitely just Shrivered that sentence."

"Stop being such a Shriver!"

by Think. December 9, 2012

Scrivner

These People are known for fighting and not getting along. Oh and their Gorgeous red head girls. :)

Dang that girl is definitely a Scrivner.

by Thefuture October 16, 2008

Scrovery

A person who's gender remains a mystery due to horrible genetics and overall lack of hygiene. Combination of scrotum and ovary.
Scrovery is typically explained with the illustirous title of "It".

Adam: Whoa, what a scrovery!
Lazos: Huh?
Patrick: You can't tell if they have a scrotum or ovaries.
Lazos: Word.

by simplicity1337 December 24, 2008