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Scritter

Destroying one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)
You just scrittered your whole argument.
by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023
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scriptures

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).
by Antinous September 11, 2003
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Scriptedest

Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.
1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.

2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.

MTV Viewer: No kidding.

Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.

MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!
by humdeedum January 20, 2011
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Scripttard

An asshole so consumed with scripting, this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do is rattle off bullshit about scripting, he is such a Scripttard!
by Klaatu9898 October 10, 2018
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Scripturamorphobia

The irrational fear of transforming into a written text or character.
Alex couldn't help but feel a strong wave of scripturamorphobia whenever he opened a book, fearing that he might somehow get trapped or turn into one of the stories' characters.
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture
by DJ Gello January 15, 2021
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Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.
"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."
by creth95 August 10, 2008
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