Scrantander

A bank specialising in the currency of scran.

Bob: "Hey! Did you hear about that new bank, Scrantander?"
Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."

by Tarquinnious November 4, 2011

SCROTARD

An insult primarily to individuals of the male sex who behave or simply are a combination of being a scrotum and a retard.

Dude… stop being such a goddamned SCROTARD!

by gromit99 September 12, 2005

scientard

A person who lacks any sort of social skills after consuming themselves in their research.

'Any good banter at your work?'

'Bah, its rubbish! Its full of scientards.'

by mussels83 December 25, 2007

scrantastic

Word used to describe asshole drunks who are from the Scranton, Pennsylvania Area. Originally started in 2003.

"Dude where you from?"
I'm Scrantastic!
"Oh, Scranton sweet."

by skid November 21, 2004

Scrapyard

slang term for butthole or anus. Normally when someone eats something, they usually crap out whats left over.

"Man!, why would you want to dump someone who can take it up the scrapyard like that?"

by pachungapokers October 18, 2008

Scrinnards

1. A term used to define both the scrotum and the innards. Pl. scrinnies.

1. Scrote and innards! Scrinnards!
2. Get your Scrinnies out!

by Rimmins April 13, 2008

scamtard

Someone who tries to scam you via email after you list something on craiglist. They typically send you a form email requesting personal information so they can "arrange for payment". Normally they don't reference the specific item you listed but refer to it as "your product" or "your listing". Scamtards are worse than used car salesmen but not quite as bad a child molesters.

Sample email from a scamtard:
Hello,
Am Harry Danny, from Bronx in New York USA but am presently in United Kingdom, soon I will be Back after i execute my Company Assignment here, and am interested to buy Your item if only it’s still available for sale, well my method of payment is via Cashier check and as for the shipping I have a prepaid shipper that take care of all my shipping needs, so he will come over to your Destination for pick up because he is also picking some of my other item I purchase in the same city of yours, i will also like to know the Final Selling price for the Item, so if you are interested in Selling it to me, i would like you to give me the Final Selling price and feed me out with this information on how to mail the check to your destination.
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone Number:

Please withdraw the advert off to avoid disturbance from order buyers.
Regards
Harry Danny

by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010