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Dylan Schafer

He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022
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Spafe

"That was a spafe decision."
by Grungey April 6, 2003
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paul schafer

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.
- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny
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Scafe

Verb: To steal, or to take without asking permission.

Noun: A person who steals or takes things without permission.
Verb: "I think Josh scafed my i-ipod.."

" I scafed a copy of the test with the answers.."

Noun: "Josh, you're a scafe, give me back my i-pod!"
by CMI November 2, 2007
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Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick
Your a Riley Schafer
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Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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scafelboachie

When someone batters children for fun
Oh my god that man in the distance is a scafelboachie
by Queen Oachie August 13, 2023
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