spoonography

1) the art of studying spoons
2) A derogatory to describe a complete spoon (see spoon)
3) The erotic sexual act involving three spoons, a textbook and a green highlighter

1) "He was a quite talented spoonographer"(spoonography)
2) "Rem is such a complete spoon/spoonhead/spoonfed/spoonographer"

by Keith Moon November 21, 2005

sonography

Phenology in which the only historical distinctions between two cultures are syllabic.

Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.

by metawave January 24, 2019

Scrotography

Noun. The stealthy art of "hanging out" in the background for all your buddy's wedding pictures in such a way as to ensure his wife will never speak to you again. At least the wedding album won't be boring.

The photographic mementos of Martha's special day were forever ruined by her husband's asshole college pal, Willy, in yet another tragic case of ambush scrotography.

by nabbott June 2, 2009

Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny

Star Trek

by jerry dragon May 10, 2004

scotography

Images which Scott takes of various men and children. Also known as "Scott's life"

Yo man got any more of that there Scotography.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

scrotography

the art of politicians shooting, then emailing their privates to their constituents.

Several women had a private showing of scrotography by Rep. Weiner last week.

by gbcleve December 7, 2011

sqorngraphy

scary porn

I went onto PornHub, and I only found sqorngraphy!

by anonymous July 4, 2021