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Scobbles

Noun referring to sweet or savoury junk food such as hard boiled sweets, jellies, chocolate, crisps, biscuits, cake etc.
''Mon biys we go Tesco for a load of scobbles''
by Murph Moloney December 16, 2017
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scromble

Verb: To scromble is to mess up or create disorder in a playfully annoying manner. To accidently or purposefully, but without malice, mess up a whole pile of carefully arranged papers or items. May also be substituted for the more pedestrian "scramble" when ordering eggs.
Hey! You scrombled up all my homework, you scrombling scrombler! Ahhhh! Now you scrombled up my hair! Stop it!
by Maureen McNally November 12, 2008
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scoble

n.

A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
by Lisa Padilla April 7, 2008
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Scoble

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–verb (to scoble)

1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.

Often humorous in its construction.

Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
When describing facial hair:

"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"

#ubinscobled

In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:

"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.

Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."

#ubinscobled
by ibinscobled October 24, 2011
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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C January 31, 2009
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stomble

the area between the ballsack and the inner thigh.
Damn Jon! My stomble is really sweaty!
by zip zop December 21, 2008
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Scobble

He grabbed the sandwhich out of my hand and before I could say a single thing he had scobbled the lot!
by J&A1688 February 20, 2011
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