smutze

A rarely used word for jizz.

Likely based on the Yiddish word "schmutz", which means filth or something that can stain.

Pronounced smootz, smutts, smuttsee.

"She has smutze on her shirt."

"I smutzed on her last night."

by capt_colada October 29, 2009

schutzstaffel

shuhtz-stah-fohl
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.

According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).

"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

schutzed

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

mouth shmutz

that disgusting white dried saliva that gets cought up on the side of your mouth

hey that dude got some fucking nasty ass mouth shmutz..i just lost my appetite

by deftogods! September 6, 2009

Smutzer

Someone of grand stature. Stays in the background not usually center of attention, artistic, sarcastic, very sexual.

With a name like Smutzer, you know it has to be good

by 01000111s June 8, 2011

Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult

Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga

by N1klas March 23, 2021

Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"

by SJL123 July 18, 2021