Schwake

The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.

"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."

by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

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SHWOKEN

1. To be in a state when you're shook and woke asf and ready to tear shit up.

2. Something that is equivalent to going Super Saiyan

3. A freestyle series that the trash Youtube rap group Broke GangTV has made.

Guy 1: Bro, my bitch just cheated on me bro
Guy 2: You alr?
Guy 1: No mf I'M SHWOKEN.

Guy 1: You listened to the new SHWOKEN by Broke Gang?
Guy 2: Yeah lmao that shit fire asf

by Shady Shooter January 27, 2018

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schwoegler

an irratated and infected coin purse or sack o nuts

that nasty chick gave me oral sex and now i think i have a schwoegler

by grundle812 January 12, 2008

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justin schwockert

A boy born in 1990, who for years denied his bisexuality. Butthen a certian someone named Brett, in the summer of 2008, had a couple of threesomes, and make out sessions, well anyways, he was DRAGGED out of the closet. He is also know as "Emo Justin" i have no idea why.. he doesn't even look emo anymore

"hey look over there"

"OMG is that Justin Schwockert?"

"Yeah, he owes me money"

by Brett keever October 19, 2008

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