habble schwabble

when you put your balls in someones eyes upside down and make them lick your dick at the same time.

Yeah if you fall asleep first, im gonna habble schwabble yo fat nigga ass.

by lil squat January 22, 2009

schwaeble

1. noun, meaning one who has an oversized cranium in proportion to their body; a head having a boulder-like appearance.
2. verb, an eclipsing of the sun due to a planet-like head.

"Hey dude, you're blocking the screen with your schwaeble."
"Your schwaeble has it's own orbit."
"The earth began to experience a second ice age because of the schwaebling of the sun."

by Tickturd December 28, 2008

Schwartzed

When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw

I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.

by Yo-oprah January 25, 2016

shwarbled

The state of existence, when you are mentally/physically/emotionally affected by just the right amount/combination of calculated substances to pull off a balanced human experience

Q: How are you feeling tonight?

A: I am perfectly "shwarbled"

by BenMarksTheSpot July 19, 2023

schwarble

When you want to go down on your lady and she is not about it, but you make her about it.

She didn’t want any cunnilingus but he schwarbled his way in there.

by 130xis April 7, 2025

schwarflee

Something that looks unappealing; Haggard

The leaves on the ground look very schwarflee.

by Tim00000 March 27, 2012

Schwarped

To be fucked up past functioning.

Hey homie you wanna hit this?
Nah I'm fucking schwarped dawg.

by Sawman1996 May 15, 2019