schwinky

The new word for awesome.
We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.

So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!

This is sooo SCHWINKY!!
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.

by Team SCHWINKY May 19, 2008

Schwankster

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

Shwanky

Slang term for penis.

Man: Suck my shwanky.

Woman: Well, okay.

by SupremeSteez July 19, 2011

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005

Schwank

adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.

"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"

by Sun355 May 4, 2007

schwank

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.

Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?

by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

shwanky

Hip or cool, used with nouns.

"My day was totally shwanky"
"Far out, dude."

by Drew V April 21, 2008