schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.

Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!

by victimofhim February 28, 2013

Schwan Man

An extremely good-looking individual who goes about life in a "why not now" way. Never straying away from a challenge, the Schwan man also posses great leadership skills and is never found without 3 ladie friends by his side

Look at the Schwan Man trying bungee jumping, he's doing it with 6 different girls!

by georgewbush March 18, 2017

schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

Schwabengee

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.

Got any schwabengee?

by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009

schwango

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

by the greggles February 25, 2010

schwanzie

A dick (schwanz) selfie. Schwanz is the German (via Yiddish) word for penis.

Jennifer told me she had never seen a circumcised penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.

by Mkum8 April 25, 2014

Schwani

A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.

*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*

Girl: Move big head!

Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*

by Strawberry25578 June 9, 2018