schuberth

The exact opposite of a Giga Chad, he is a small and frail man who is sussy. Also known as Jack

"Omg knock it off schuberth"

by Frodobabbo April 30, 2021

Shubes

The shit stuck to the pubes around your arsehole after you've been for a crap

Jack - "God damn! I've got a bad case of shubes after that brown pipe!"

by Nemo1989 December 19, 2007

Schubert

A poor sports play or error, or a poor player.

That throw to third was horrible! A total schubert!

This schubert's gonna strike out, he always does.

by Patroklos July 3, 2012

Schubert Syndrome

The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.

Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you

by Chaarons May 17, 2021

schuesch

a term substituted in for duesch when its neccissary, such as in the presence of adults or teachers.

can also replace dumb ass, asshole, and dork.

someone says something dumb...
Alex: you're such a schuesch!

by sweatmemuch May 31, 2006

schuesslered

Past tense verb, derived from the main "to schuessler" or "schuesslering." Used as slang for one who, at the given moment, has done certain things exactly as he planned he would.

"I was a little bit worried about my friend's plan, but it turns out he schuesslered the whole thing, the lucky guy.

by Keyne June 3, 2017

Justin Schubert

A short and fat boy with little man syndrome that bitches about Kahoot names and gets butthurt at anything. Spits sunflower seeds everyday and gets a step stool to get into his white low Ford Taurus.

Hey do you know Justin Schubert? Yeah he’s a dumbass

by Pussy53851718 February 28, 2020