schtongs

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What the SCHTONGS is that!

by izzzwwwwuh March 1, 2009

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

Schmonk

That sweet green bud.

I so schmonked

by Dan Minton October 24, 2017

Shtonk and Run

When you have sex with a girl once or multiple times with the ultimate goal of never seeing her again.

I just met the girl for the first time last night and had sex. It was a great shtonk and run!

by ArtofAwesome September 25, 2011

schlonk

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.

by Brian Ledsinger January 11, 2008