nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

Scrumpled

hookwinked

Nigga got scrumpled.

by hi August 4, 2003

schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014

Schrampfer

Usually the surname of a beautiful girl. She usually denies anything positive you tell her, even if it is obvious.

guy 1: man, I need a great girl

guy 2: what you need is a schrampfer

by mr. miyagie July 1, 2011

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016