Scholars Academy

..Hell

Joe: Where do you g to school?
Travis: Scholars Academy
Joe: *never talks to him again*

by krisscheu October 2, 2011

Scholastique

A girl who is probably french. And beautiful.

Didier: " Scholastique? MORE LIKE SCHOLASTIC HAHAHAHAHA! "
Scholastique: " Didier? More like dic- "

by wjsnoutsold July 16, 2022

gentleman and a scholar

Exclaimed when some one goes out of their way to do something beneficial to you and others with you.

John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.

Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!

John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!

Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!

Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.

Jack: *zip*

Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!

by ScholarofaGentleman May 5, 2006

Scholarship

Heaven on a paper.

Getting a scholarship will save your ass from being 30 years in debt.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 7, 2020

Schpadooder

A parking spot

I have a best parking karma. Look, there’s a schpadooder!

by Harboc September 4, 2019

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

cock scholar

A whore or slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

by Dommy Style December 26, 2008