lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

by ahirebet July 19, 2010

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

Deep Sea Snorkeling

When a man or woman goes down on/eats out a female.

Rick is a Deep Sea Snorkeler.

Rick was Deep Sea Snorkeling Michelle for hours on the washing machine.

Deep Sea Snorkel sessions can be reduced to "Snorkel" in conversation, such as:

Michelle loves being snorkeled.

by Brooklyn Snorkeling Society January 2, 2011

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

Snorkeling

(verb) The act of placing the scrotum into your oral orafice while simultaniously stroking the shaft attached to said scrotum.

I've got this thing for chicks who do good snorkeling. That last girlfriend of mine was a snorkeling queen!

by Jesus Martinez De Luis March 11, 2010