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Schmaus

Noun /SH-mous/
1. A combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It also uses the “Schm” sound, which can be used to make fun of anything. Such as Joe Schmo, funny schmunny, or work schmork. It uses the word mouse to indicate small guys. It uses the “schm” sound to be funny and to sound like schmuck. The definition of schmuck can be foolish or contemptible. The complete word is used to indicate a small man who is angry due to his small stature. A funny one syllable word for little man syndrome, Napoleon Complex, or Little Demon Creature.
Is that little guy yelling at the sales woman because he can’t find a tighter shirt? He must be a schmaus.
by Mountain Poet December 26, 2011
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Shnause

"Wow, take a look at the Shnause on those clowns"

"I'd date her but her Shnause would always get in the way if we were to kiss"
by RobTheBang October 13, 2011
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schnapschat

Embarrassing drunk texts or drunk selfies
Well, you know when you're drunk and you send the text that you never should send...or worst the picture...it can be also someone who took a picture of you when you're drunk and posted it.
That is a Schnapschat instant !
by Mongolak April 15, 2015
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Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.
Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
by SexRobot July 26, 2010
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schnaps

German word for liquor.

Has much alcohol in it!
Prost! Kipp den Schnaps auf Ex, du oller Schlucker!
by Nils April 29, 2004
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Schaused

To be taken advantage of verbally in a public situation without any mercy shown by the offender.
Schaus-er: Are you almost finished your home work?
Schaus-e: You're just trying to steal my answers
Schaus-er: Trust me if I were looking to steal anyones, it wouldn't be yours
Schaus-e: "schaused"
Spectators: SCHAUSED!
by Common victim January 16, 2010
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Schnussel

Pronounced "shhh-noo-sell"

1- An idiot or person with a low IQ.

2- A lame person.
1- Paris Hilton is such a schnussel

2- OMG my Maths teacher is such a schnussel
by HellzAngeL13 August 2, 2009
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